{"id":2751,"date":"2016-04-20T20:07:14","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T18:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=2751"},"modified":"2016-04-20T20:07:32","modified_gmt":"2016-04-20T18:07:32","slug":"marzenka-przyslala-zart-dnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=2751","title":{"rendered":"Marzenka przys\u0142a\u0142a&#8230;&#8230;.\u017cart dnia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ma\u017c robi jajecznic\u0119. Nagle \u017cona wpada do kuchni.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ostro\u017cnie !!! &#8211; krzyczy \u2013 UWA\u017bAJ !!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Wi\u0119cej mas\u0142a!! Cholera, sma\u017cysz za du\u017co jajek na raz!!! ZA DU\u017bO!!!<\/p>\n<p>Mieszaj! MIESZAJ SZYBCIEJ!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Dodaj jeszcze mas\u0142o!!! GDZIE JEST MAS\u0141O????? Jajka si\u0119 przyklej\u0105!!!!<\/p>\n<p>UWA\u017bAJ!!! Powiedzia\u0142am \u2013 UWA\u017bAJ!!! NIGDY mnie nie s\u0142uchasz jak robisz jajecznic\u0119!!! NIGDY!!! Odwr\u00f3\u0107 jajka!!!<\/p>\n<p>SZYBKO!!! Nienormalny jeste\u015b??? Ca\u0142kiem ci\u0119 pogi\u0119\u0142o???!!!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00d3L!!! U\u017bYJ SOLI!!!! S\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3\u00d3L!!!<\/p>\n<p>M\u0105\u017c w zdumieniu patrzy na \u017con\u0119:<\/p>\n<p>-Odbi\u0142o ci? My\u015blisz, ze nie potrafi\u0119 zrobi\u0107 jajecznicy???<\/p>\n<p>\u017bona na to:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Chcia\u0142am ci tylko u\u015bwiadomi\u0107, co prze\u017cywam kiedy prowadz\u0119 samoch\u00f3d, a ty siedzisz obok\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma\u017c robi jajecznic\u0119. Nagle \u017cona wpada do kuchni. &#8211; Ostro\u017cnie !!! &#8211; krzyczy \u2013 UWA\u017bAJ !!!!! Wi\u0119cej mas\u0142a!! Cholera, sma\u017cysz za du\u017co jajek na raz!!! ZA DU\u017bO!!! Mieszaj! MIESZAJ SZYBCIEJ!!!! Dodaj jeszcze mas\u0142o!!! GDZIE JEST MAS\u0141O????? Jajka si\u0119 przyklej\u0105!!!! UWA\u017bAJ!!! Powiedzia\u0142am \u2013 UWA\u017bAJ!!! NIGDY mnie nie s\u0142uchasz jak robisz jajecznic\u0119!!! NIGDY!!! Odwr\u00f3\u0107 jajka!!! SZYBKO!!! Nienormalny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2752,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2751\/revisions\/2752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}