{"id":3914,"date":"2017-12-11T10:15:07","date_gmt":"2017-12-11T09:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=3914"},"modified":"2017-12-17T16:29:58","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T15:29:58","slug":"zarty-na-boze-narodzenie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=3914","title":{"rendered":"\u017barty na Bo\u017ce Narodzenie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u017barty na Bo\u017ce Narodzenie <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC210166-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-790 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC210166-www-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC210166-www-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/PC210166-www.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a>Jasio pisze list do \u015bwi\u0119tego Miko\u0142aja:- &#8222;Chcia\u0142bym narty, \u0142y\u017cwy, sanki i gryp\u0119 na zako\u0144czenie ferii \u015bwi\u0105tecznych&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Po \u015bwi\u0119tach Bo\u017cego Narodzenia do psychiatry przychodzi ma\u0142y Jasio i m\u00f3wi:- Panie doktorze, z moim tat\u0105 jest co\u015b nie w porz\u0105dku. Przed kilkoma dniami przebra\u0142 si\u0119 za starego dziadka i twierdzi\u0142, \u017ce nazywa si\u0119 \u015bw. Miko\u0142aj!<\/p>\n<p>Jasio m\u00f3wi do mamy: &#8211; Mamusiu, chcia\u0142bym ci co\u015b ofiarowa\u0107 pod choink\u0119. &#8211; Nie trzeba, syneczku. Je\u015bli chcesz mi sprawi\u0107 przyjemno\u015b\u0107, to popraw swoj\u0105 jedynk\u0119 z matematyki. &#8211; Za p\u00f3\u017ano, mamusiu. Kupi\u0142em ci ju\u017c perfumy.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________________<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">Dw\u00f3ch ch\u0142opc\u00f3w sp\u0119dza noc przed Wigili\u0105 u dziadk\u00f3w.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">Przed p\u00f3j\u015bciem spa\u0107 kl\u0119kaj\u0105 przy \u0142\u00f3\u017ckach,\u00a0 modl\u0105 si\u0119, a jeden z nich ile si\u0142 w p\u0142ucach wo\u0142a g\u0142o\u015bno:<\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">&#8211; Modl\u0119 si\u0119 o nowy rowerek, modl\u0119 si\u0119 o nowe \u017co\u0142nierzyki, modl\u0119 si\u0119 o nowy odtwarzacz dvd\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">Starszy\u00a0 brat pochyli\u0142 si\u0119 i szturchn\u0105\u0142 go m\u00f3wi\u0105c:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">&#8211; Dlaczego tak krzyczysz? B\u00f3g nie jest g\u0142uchy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">Na to ch\u0142opiec:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">&#8211; Nie, ale babcia jest !<\/span><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">W grudniu Jasio napisa\u0142 poczt\u00f3wk\u0119 do Miko\u0142aja:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">\u201e Miko\u0142aju ! Mam biednych rodzic\u00f3w. Prosz\u0119 przynie\u015b mi rower g\u00f3rski i klocki Lego .\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">Na poczcie jedna z urz\u0119dniczek niechc\u0105cy przeczyta\u0142a poczt\u00f3wk\u0119 Jasia. Zrobi\u0142o jej si\u0119 smutno i pokaza\u0142a j\u0105 kolegom z pracy. Wszyscy postanowili zrobi\u0107 Jasiowi niespodziank\u0119.\u00a0 Z\u0142o\u017cyli si\u0119 na klocki Lego i wys\u0142ali mu je w paczce. Po \u015bwi\u0119tach ta sama urz\u0119dniczka czyta drugi list od Jasia:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 0cm; background: white;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #333333;\">\u201eMiko\u0142aju, dzi\u0119kuj\u0119 za klocki. Rower pewnie ukradli na poczcie.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u017barty na Bo\u017ce Narodzenie Jasio pisze list do \u015bwi\u0119tego Miko\u0142aja:- &#8222;Chcia\u0142bym narty, \u0142y\u017cwy, sanki i gryp\u0119 na zako\u0144czenie ferii \u015bwi\u0105tecznych&#8221;. Po \u015bwi\u0119tach Bo\u017cego Narodzenia do psychiatry przychodzi ma\u0142y Jasio i m\u00f3wi:- Panie doktorze, z moim tat\u0105 jest co\u015b nie w porz\u0105dku. Przed kilkoma dniami przebra\u0142 si\u0119 za starego dziadka i twierdzi\u0142, \u017ce nazywa si\u0119 \u015bw. 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