{"id":4259,"date":"2018-09-27T06:05:51","date_gmt":"2018-09-27T04:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=4259"},"modified":"2018-09-27T06:05:51","modified_gmt":"2018-09-27T04:05:51","slug":"idzie-wedkarz-przez-las","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=4259","title":{"rendered":"Idzie w\u0119dkarz przez las&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/DSCN0648-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4116 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/DSCN0648-www-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/DSCN0648-www-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/DSCN0648-www-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/DSCN0648-www.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/DSCN0648-www-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Idzie w\u0119dkarz przez las z dwoma wiadrami pe\u0142nymi ryb, gdy nagle spotyka stra\u017cnika.<br \/>\n&#8211; Udany po\u0142\u00f3w. Mam nadziej\u0119, \u017ce ma pan kart\u0119 w\u0119dkarsk\u0105?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nie mam, ale to s\u0105 moje rybki z akwarium.<br \/>\n&#8211; Rybki z akwarium?<br \/>\n&#8211; Wpuszczam rybki do wiaderka, id\u0119 nad jezioro, wypuszczam je, \u017ceby sobie pop\u0142ywa\u0142y i kiedy klasn\u0119 dwa razy, wracaj\u0105 do wiaderek. Stra\u017cnik nie uwierzy\u0142, wi\u0119c obaj id\u0105 nad jezioro. W\u0119dkarz wypuszcza wszystkie ryby do wody i czeka. Mija pi\u0119tna\u015bcie minut i nic. Zniecierpliwiony stra\u017cnik pyta:<br \/>\n&#8211; No i co? Niech pan je wo\u0142a!<br \/>\n&#8211; Kogo?<br \/>\n&#8211; Rybki!<br \/>\n&#8211; Jakie rybki?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idzie w\u0119dkarz przez las z dwoma wiadrami pe\u0142nymi ryb, gdy nagle spotyka stra\u017cnika. &#8211; Udany po\u0142\u00f3w. Mam nadziej\u0119, \u017ce ma pan kart\u0119 w\u0119dkarsk\u0105? &#8211; Nie mam, ale to s\u0105 moje rybki z akwarium. &#8211; Rybki z akwarium? &#8211; Wpuszczam rybki do wiaderka, id\u0119 nad jezioro, wypuszczam je, \u017ceby sobie pop\u0142ywa\u0142y i kiedy klasn\u0119 dwa razy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4260,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4259\/revisions\/4260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}