{"id":5429,"date":"2020-04-21T12:06:15","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T10:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=5429"},"modified":"2020-04-21T15:25:50","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T13:25:50","slug":"5429","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=5429","title":{"rendered":"W\u0119\u017ce i maszkary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN5292-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5430 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN5292-www-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN5292-www-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN5292-www-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN5292-www-730x410.jpg 730w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DSCN5292-www.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong>Zawsze mia\u0142am uraz do wszystkiego co si\u0119 wije, oboj\u0119tnie czy to by\u0142 ma\u0142y robaczek, jaszczurka czy co\u015b jeszcze wi\u0119kszego. Niestety b\u0119d\u0119 musia\u0142a si\u0119 przem\u00f3c i pokocha\u0107\u00a0 te obrzydlistwa i inne maszkary. kt\u00f3re zago\u015bci\u0142y ostatnio na naszej dzia\u0142ce&#8230;&#8230;A \u017ceby nie by\u0142o tak strasznie &#8211; kilka \u017cart\u00f3w&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180062-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5433\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180062-www-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180062-www-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180062-www-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180062-www.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180060-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5432 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180060-www-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180060-www-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180060-www-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180060-www.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>My\u015bliwy opowiada swoj\u0105 przygod\u0119 z\u00a0 w\u0119\u017cem &#8211; okularnikiem:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8211; Bestia zaatakowa\u0142a mnie, gdy spa\u0142em. B\u0142yskawicznie oplot\u0142a mnie swoim cielskiem.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8211; Jak si\u0119 od niego uwolni\u0142e\u015b?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8211; Zrzuci\u0142em mu z nosa okulary i zanim je znalaz\u0142, by\u0142em ju\u017c daleko!<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Masztalski i Ecik s\u0142uchaj\u0105 opowie\u015bci Zygusia Materzoka o jego przygodzie w d\u017cungli. &#8211; Patrza, a przede mn\u0105 pieronowo wielki boa! Struchla\u0142ech ze strachu. A tu ci wychodzi fakir. Ino gwizdn\u0105\u0142 i boa znikn\u0105\u0142. &#8211; To jeszcze nic &#8211; wtr\u0105ci\u0142 Ecik. &#8211; Moja staro mia\u0142a takiego boa i poszli my na dancing. Przewiesi\u0142a boa przez krzes\u0142o i nikt nie gwizdn\u0105\u0142, a boa znikn\u0105\u0142.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><strong><strong><strong>W\u0119dkarz wybra\u0142 si\u0119 na po\u0142\u00f3w. Gdy doszed\u0142 nad rzek\u0119 stwierdzi\u0142, \u017ce zapomnia\u0142 zan\u0119ty. Wraca\u0107 mu si\u0119 nie chcia\u0142o. Rozejrza\u0142 si\u0119 i zobaczy\u0142 ma\u0142ego w\u0119\u017ca, kt\u00f3ry akurat upolowa\u0142 robaka. Zabra\u0142 mu tego robaka, ale jako\u015b \u017cal mu si\u0119 zrobi\u0142o w\u0119\u017ca. Otworzy\u0142 puszk\u0119 z piwem i wla\u0142 w\u0119\u017cowi par\u0119 \u0142yczk\u00f3w. W\u0105\u017c prze\u0142kn\u0105\u0142 i znikn\u0105\u0142 w g\u0119stwinie. Godzin\u0119 p\u00f3\u017aniej w\u0119dkarz poczu\u0142 stukanie w nog\u0119. Patrzy, a to ten sam w\u0105\u017c, trzymaj\u0105cy w pysku trzy kolejne robaki.<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4210095-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-3\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5450 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4210095-www-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4210095-www-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4210095-www.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180065-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-4\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5438 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180065-www-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180065-www-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/P4180065-www.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zawsze mia\u0142am uraz do wszystkiego co si\u0119 wije, oboj\u0119tnie czy to by\u0142 ma\u0142y robaczek, jaszczurka czy co\u015b jeszcze wi\u0119kszego. Niestety b\u0119d\u0119 musia\u0142a si\u0119 przem\u00f3c i pokocha\u0107\u00a0 te obrzydlistwa i inne maszkary. kt\u00f3re zago\u015bci\u0142y ostatnio na naszej dzia\u0142ce&#8230;&#8230;A \u017ceby nie by\u0142o tak strasznie &#8211; kilka \u017cart\u00f3w&#8230;&#8230;. My\u015bliwy opowiada swoj\u0105 przygod\u0119 z\u00a0 w\u0119\u017cem &#8211; okularnikiem: &#8211; Bestia [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5429"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5453,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429\/revisions\/5453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}