{"id":5871,"date":"2020-12-22T07:22:57","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T06:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=5871"},"modified":"2020-12-22T07:22:57","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T06:22:57","slug":"swieta-na-wesolo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=5871","title":{"rendered":"\u015awi\u0119ta na weso\u0142o&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Choinka-w-domu-moiej-corki-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5886 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Choinka-w-domu-moiej-corki-www-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Choinka-w-domu-moiej-corki-www-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Choinka-w-domu-moiej-corki-www.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Drogi Miko\u0142aju Prosz\u0119 Ci\u0119<\/p>\n<p>o t\u0142uste KONTO i szczup\u0142e cia\u0142ko.<\/p>\n<p>Tylko si\u0119 nie pomyl<\/p>\n<p>jak w Zesz\u0142ym Roku.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dwie blondynki jad\u0105 do lasu po choink\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>Po kilku godzinach b\u0142\u0105kania si\u0119<\/p>\n<p>po \u015bwierkowym zagajniku<\/p>\n<p>jedna do drugiej m\u00f3wi:<\/p>\n<p>Wiesz co ?<\/p>\n<p>Bierzmy pierwsz\u0105 lepsz\u0105, nawet bez bombek<\/p>\n<p>i wracajmy do domu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do wszystkich, kt\u00f3rzy dzi\u015b sprz\u0105taj\u0105 jak szaleni,<\/p>\n<p>24.12 przyszed\u0142 na \u015bwiat Jezus a nie sanepid.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wiesz, \u017ce pierwsz\u0105 gwiazdk\u0119<\/p>\n<p>wida\u0107 przez okno nawet nieumyte?<\/p>\n<p>A Miko\u0142aj przyjdzie chocia\u017c nie odkurzysz<\/p>\n<p>i zrobi to z zachwytem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(zreszt\u0105 i tak przecie\u017c,<\/p>\n<p>m\u00f3wi\u0105c mi\u0119dzy nami,<\/p>\n<p>to Miko\u0142aj wchodzi<\/p>\n<p>zawsze z buciorami)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Czy wiesz, \u017ce pierogi<\/p>\n<p>nie musz\u0105 by\u0107 noc\u0105 lepione?<\/p>\n<p>I wcale nie gorsze<\/p>\n<p>b\u0119d\u0105 kupione?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u015awi\u0119ta nie s\u0105 po to,<\/p>\n<p>by\u015b si\u0119 przem\u0119cza\u0142a.<\/p>\n<p>\u015awi\u0119ta nie s\u0105 po to,<\/p>\n<p>by\u015b si\u0119 zajecha\u0142a.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>ZR\u00d3B TYLE, CO LUBISZ.<\/p>\n<p>ZR\u00d3B ZGODNIE Z SI\u0141AMI<\/p>\n<p>ZR\u00d3B SOBIE TE\u017b W KO\u0143CU<\/p>\n<p>\u015aWI\u0118TA NAD \u015aWI\u0118TAMI !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u017bona do m\u0119\u017ca:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Masz tu 400 z\u0142otych,<\/p>\n<p>kup choink\u0119,<\/p>\n<p>a reszta dla ciebie\u2026<\/p>\n<p>M\u0105\u017c kupi\u0142 choink\u0119 zielon\u0105<\/p>\n<p>zapachow\u0105 do samochodu<\/p>\n<p>i postawi\u0142 j\u0105 w pokoju.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Halo! Czy to policja?- Tak. W czym mo\u017cemy pom\u00f3c?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; U s\u0105siada jest 15 os\u00f3b i imprezuj\u0105!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; C\u00f3\u017c! Jakby\u015b pan nie by\u0142 takim ch***m,<\/p>\n<p>to pewnie te\u017c by pana zaprosili!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Coraz bli\u017cej \u015awi\u0119ta.<\/p>\n<p>Czasu ubywa,<\/p>\n<p>pieni\u0119dzy ubywa,<\/p>\n<p>a roboty przybywa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drogi Miko\u0142aju Prosz\u0119 Ci\u0119 o t\u0142uste KONTO i szczup\u0142e cia\u0142ko. Tylko si\u0119 nie pomyl jak w Zesz\u0142ym Roku. &nbsp; Dwie blondynki jad\u0105 do lasu po choink\u0119. Po kilku godzinach b\u0142\u0105kania si\u0119 po \u015bwierkowym zagajniku jedna do drugiej m\u00f3wi: Wiesz co ? Bierzmy pierwsz\u0105 lepsz\u0105, nawet bez bombek i wracajmy do domu. &nbsp; Do wszystkich, kt\u00f3rzy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5887,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5871\/revisions\/5887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}