{"id":5938,"date":"2021-01-19T07:11:05","date_gmt":"2021-01-19T06:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=5938"},"modified":"2021-01-19T07:18:08","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T06:18:08","slug":"na-wesolo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=5938","title":{"rendered":"Na weso\u0142o"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Zygmunt z \u017con\u0105 siedz\u0105 wygodnie w fotelach, leniuchuj\u0105, ogl\u0105daj\u0105 telewizj\u0119.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jej telefon jest w kuchni.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nagle \u017cona s\u0142yszy, \u017ce przyszed\u0142 SMS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Niech\u0119tnie wstaje i idzie do kuchni.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Czyta\u2026. SMS od m\u0119\u017ca:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201eJak ju\u017c wsta\u0142a\u015b, to zr\u00f3b mi kaw\u0119\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

____________________________<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dlaczego kobiety \u017cyj\u0105 d\u0142u\u017cej?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bo jak zwykle nie s\u0105 gotowe na czas<\/strong><\/p>\n

____________________________<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zosiu, co tak d\u0142ugo robisz w kuchni?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Wpad\u0142a mi kostka lodu do wrz\u0105tku i nie mog\u0119 jej znale\u017a\u0107<\/strong><\/p>\n

___________________________<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Policjant zatrzymuje auto i pyta kierowc\u0119:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pi\u0142 pan?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Tak, z chi\u0144czykiem i W\u0142ochem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Chuchn\u0105\u0107?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kolejny dzie\u0144 kwarantanny\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Czuj\u0119 zazdro\u015b\u0107, czytaj\u0105c na opakowaniu po jajkach:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kury z wolnego wybiegu\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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By\u0142am z m\u0119\u017cem na zakupach w Lidlu, wr\u00f3cili\u015bmy do domu,<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015aci\u0105gamy maski,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Patrz\u0119:\u00a0 Nie m\u00f3j ch\u0142op!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dlaczego kogut drze mord\u0119 z samego rana?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bo jak wstan\u0105 kury to nie ma nic do gadania\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ma\u0142\u017ce\u0144stwo przyje\u017cd\u017ca do hotelu na noc.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Prosimy pok\u00f3j na dob\u0119 \u2013 m\u00f3wi m\u0119\u017cczyzna.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Portier mruga do kobiety i szepcze po cichu:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ma pani fart,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zawsze bierze na godzin\u0119<\/strong><\/p>\n

___________________________<\/strong><\/p>\n

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By\u0142am dzi\u015b u psychiatry m\u00f3wi blondynka.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ten wariat narysowa\u0142 owoce i kaza\u0142 mi ich pilnowa\u0107.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Narysowa\u0142am ogrodzenie i posz\u0142am do domu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

___________________________<\/p>\n

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Zygmunt z \u017con\u0105 siedz\u0105 wygodnie w fotelach, leniuchuj\u0105, ogl\u0105daj\u0105 telewizj\u0119. Jej telefon jest w kuchni. Nagle \u017cona s\u0142yszy, \u017ce przyszed\u0142 SMS. Niech\u0119tnie wstaje i idzie do kuchni. Czyta\u2026. SMS od m\u0119\u017ca: \u201eJak ju\u017c wsta\u0142a\u015b, to zr\u00f3b mi kaw\u0119\u201d ____________________________   Dlaczego kobiety \u017cyj\u0105 d\u0142u\u017cej? Bo jak zwykle nie s\u0105 gotowe na czas ____________________________   Zosiu, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5938"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5943,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5938\/revisions\/5943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}