{"id":6353,"date":"2021-06-21T10:28:50","date_gmt":"2021-06-21T08:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=6353"},"modified":"2021-06-21T10:46:45","modified_gmt":"2021-06-21T08:46:45","slug":"historia-wesola-czy-moze-smutna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=6353","title":{"rendered":"Historia weso\u0142a czy mo\u017ce smutna?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/DSCN7458-www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6359 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/DSCN7458-www-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/DSCN7458-www-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/DSCN7458-www-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/DSCN7458-www.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Pewien facet rozgl\u0105da si\u0119 za miejsc\u00f3wk\u0105 na urlop. Namierzy\u0142 jedn\u0105 obiecuj\u0105c\u0105; napisa\u0142 zatem maila do w\u0142a\u015bciciela:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u201eChcia\u0142bym przyjecha\u0107 z psem. Jest dobrze u\u0142o\u017cony, nie narobi k\u0142opot\u00f3w. Przyjmuj\u0105 pa\u0144stwo psy?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I dosta\u0142 odpowied\u017a:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u201eOd lat prowadz\u0119 hotel i nigdy si\u0119 nie zdarzy\u0142o, \u017ceby pies ukrad\u0142 r\u0119cznik, po\u015bciel, szlafrok czy obrazy ze \u015bcian.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Nigdy nie musia\u0142em wzywa\u0107 policji z powodu nar\u0105banego psa rozwalaj\u0105cego hotel w \u015brodku nocy.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Zatem pana pies mo\u017ce przyjecha\u0107, a jak za pana por\u0119czy to i pan mo\u017ce przyjecha\u0107.\u201d<a href=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/www.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-magnific_type=\"image\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6360 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/www-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/www-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/www.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pewien facet rozgl\u0105da si\u0119 za miejsc\u00f3wk\u0105 na urlop. Namierzy\u0142 jedn\u0105 obiecuj\u0105c\u0105; napisa\u0142 zatem maila do w\u0142a\u015bciciela: \u201eChcia\u0142bym przyjecha\u0107 z psem. Jest dobrze u\u0142o\u017cony, nie narobi k\u0142opot\u00f3w. Przyjmuj\u0105 pa\u0144stwo psy?\u201d I dosta\u0142 odpowied\u017a: \u201eOd lat prowadz\u0119 hotel i nigdy si\u0119 nie zdarzy\u0142o, \u017ceby pies ukrad\u0142 r\u0119cznik, po\u015bciel, szlafrok czy obrazy ze \u015bcian. Nigdy nie musia\u0142em wzywa\u0107 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6353"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6361,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6353\/revisions\/6361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}