{"id":6493,"date":"2021-08-10T14:04:27","date_gmt":"2021-08-10T12:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=6493"},"modified":"2021-08-10T14:04:42","modified_gmt":"2021-08-10T12:04:42","slug":"na-wesolo-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=6493","title":{"rendered":"Na weso\u0142o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Wpada facet do zak\u0142adu fryzjerskiego i pyta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Kiedy m\u00f3g\u0142by pan mnie ostrzyc?<br \/>\nFryzjer rozgl\u0105da si\u0119 po zak\u0142adzie, liczy czekaj\u0105cych klient\u00f3w i m\u00f3wi:<br \/>\n&#8211; Najwcze\u015bniej za dwie godziny.<br \/>\nKlient wychodzi. Na drugi dzie\u0144 ponownie pojawia si\u0119 ten sam facet. Zagl\u0105da do zak\u0142adu i pyta:<br \/>\n&#8211; Kiedy najwcze\u015bniej m\u00f3g\u0142bym si\u0119 ostrzyc?<br \/>\nFryzjer kalkuluje, przelicza czekaj\u0105cych klient\u00f3w i odpowiada:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nie wcze\u015bniej ni\u017c za trzy godziny.<br \/>\nFacet znika. Tydzie\u0144 p\u00f3\u017aniej sytuacja si\u0119 powtarza. Zaniepokojony fryzjer prosi koleg\u0119:<br \/>\n&#8211; Romek, id\u017a za nim i zobacz co to za jeden i gdzie poszed\u0142.<br \/>\nPo 10 minutach wraca Roman \u015bmiej\u0105c si\u0119 do rozpuku. Fryzjer pyta:<br \/>\n&#8211; I co, gdzie poszed\u0142?<br \/>\n&#8211; Do twojej \u017cony.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wpada facet do zak\u0142adu fryzjerskiego i pyta: &#8211; Kiedy m\u00f3g\u0142by pan mnie ostrzyc? Fryzjer rozgl\u0105da si\u0119 po zak\u0142adzie, liczy czekaj\u0105cych klient\u00f3w i m\u00f3wi: &#8211; Najwcze\u015bniej za dwie godziny. Klient wychodzi. Na drugi dzie\u0144 ponownie pojawia si\u0119 ten sam facet. Zagl\u0105da do zak\u0142adu i pyta: &#8211; Kiedy najwcze\u015bniej m\u00f3g\u0142bym si\u0119 ostrzyc? Fryzjer kalkuluje, przelicza czekaj\u0105cych klient\u00f3w [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6494,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6493\/revisions\/6494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}