{"id":9133,"date":"2025-01-05T21:57:25","date_gmt":"2025-01-05T20:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=9133"},"modified":"2025-01-05T21:57:40","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T20:57:40","slug":"na-wesolo-od-wiesi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=9133","title":{"rendered":"Na weso\u0142o&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..od Wiesi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Wiesia Filipek przys\u0142a\u0142a kilka \u017cart\u00f3w, oto one:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Nie, nie, bo mnie nogi bol\u0105 \u2013\u00a0m\u00f3wi babcia.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Dlaczego? \u2013\u00a0pyta wnuczek.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0 A\u00a0 bo ja z\u00a0 dworca przysz\u0142am na nogach.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Oj, k\u0142amiesz, babciu. Tata m\u00f3wi\u0142, \u017ce ci\u0119 diabli przynie\u015bli.<\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>Ojcze, zdradzi\u0142em \u017con\u0119!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Ile razy?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Chcia\u0142em si\u0119 tylko wyspowiada\u0107, nie przechwala\u0107&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>_____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>Marian, postanowi\u0142am, \u017ce jedziemy na urlop!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0A\u00a0dok\u0105d jedziemy, je\u015bli to nie tajemnica, Jadwigo?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Tam, gdzie all inclusive. Do mamusi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Pracujesz gdzie\u015b?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Tak. Jestem personal assistant of the executive technical head manager.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0M\u00f3w\u017ce po polsku.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0Podaj\u0119 majstrowi narz\u0119dzia.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wiesia Filipek przys\u0142a\u0142a kilka \u017cart\u00f3w, oto one: \u2013\u00a0Nie, nie, bo mnie nogi bol\u0105 \u2013\u00a0m\u00f3wi babcia. \u2013\u00a0Dlaczego? \u2013\u00a0pyta wnuczek. \u2013\u00a0 A\u00a0 bo ja z\u00a0 dworca przysz\u0142am na nogach. \u2013\u00a0Oj, k\u0142amiesz, babciu. Tata m\u00f3wi\u0142, \u017ce ci\u0119 diabli przynie\u015bli. ____________________________________________ Ojcze, zdradzi\u0142em \u017con\u0119! \u2013\u00a0Ile razy? \u2013\u00a0Chcia\u0142em si\u0119 tylko wyspowiada\u0107, nie przechwala\u0107&#8230; _____________________________________________ Marian, postanowi\u0142am, \u017ce jedziemy na urlop! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9134,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9133\/revisions\/9134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}