{"id":9870,"date":"2026-01-08T19:42:02","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T18:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=9870"},"modified":"2026-01-08T20:00:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T19:00:54","slug":"na-wesolo-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/?p=9870","title":{"rendered":"Na weso\u0142o…….."},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

\"\"<\/a>Dzi\u0119ki Wiesi Filipek b\u0119dzie weselej. Dzi\u0119kujemy za przesy\u0142k\u0119. Do \u017cart\u00f3w doda\u0142am zrobione przez Tolka zdj\u0119cia kwiat\u00f3w – aby do wiosny……<\/strong><\/p>\n

Egzamin z\u00a0zoologii<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Co to za ptak? \u2013\u00a0pyta studenta profesor wskazuj\u0105c na klatk\u0119, kt\u00f3ra jest przykryta tak, \u017ce wida\u0107 tylko nogi ptaka.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Nie wiem \u2013\u00a0m\u00f3wi student.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Jak si\u0119 pan nazywa? \u2013\u00a0pyta profesor. Student podci\u0105ga nogawki.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Niech pan profesor sam zgadnie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Micha\u0142ek zza drzwi \u0142azienki wo\u0142a do\u00a0 mamy:<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0 Mamo! Jak\u0105 koszulk\u0119 mam dzisiaj w\u0142o\u017cy\u0107?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Z\u00a0kr\u00f3tkimi r\u0119kawami, a\u00a0dlaczego pytasz?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Bo nie wiem, dok\u0105d mam umy\u0107 r\u0119ce..<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Tata pi\u0105tki dzieci wygra\u0142 zabawk\u0119 na loterii. Zawo\u0142a\u0142 swoje dzieciaki i\u00a0 spyta\u0142, kt\u00f3re z\u00a0nich powinno otrzyma\u0107 prezent.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Kto jest najbardziej pos\u0142uszny? \u2013\u00a0spyta\u0142. \u2013\u00a0Kto nigdy brzydko nie odpowiada mamie? Kto robi wszystko to, co mama ka\u017ce?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pi\u0119\u0107 g\u0142osik\u00f3w odpowiedzia\u0142o ch\u00f3rem:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0 Dobra, tato, mo\u017cesz zatrzyma\u0107 zabawk\u0119.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Powiedzia\u0142em lekarzowi, \u017ce z\u0142ama\u0142em r\u0119k\u0119 w\u00a0dw\u00f3ch miejscach.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Odpowiedzia\u0142, \u017cebym przesta\u0142 tam chodzi\u0107!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/div>\n

Jasio podchodzi do\u00a0Ma\u0142gosi i\u00a0m\u00f3wi:<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Ale jeste\u015b \u015bliczna. Ma\u0142gosia na to:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Niestety, nie mog\u0119 tego powiedzie\u0107 o\u00a0tobie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0To zr\u00f3b tak jak ja, sk\u0142am.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Sobotnie spotkanie znajomych. Panowie graj\u0105 w\u00a0bryd\u017ca. Panie zebra\u0142y si\u0119 w\u00a0pokoju obok i\u00a0obgaduj\u0105 m\u0119\u017c\u00f3w:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0A\u00a0m\u00f3j m\u0105\u017c to jest le\u0144!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0A\u00a0m\u00f3j m\u0105\u017c to jest le\u0144 i\u00a0brudas!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0A\u00a0m\u00f3j m\u0105\u017c to jest le\u0144, brudas i\u00a0syfilityk!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Zapad\u0142a cisza. Og\u00f3lna konsternacja.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Po chwili z\u00a0salonu dobiega g\u0142os m\u0119\u017ca:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0Kochanie, tyle razy t\u0142umaczy\u0142em ci, \u017ce nie syfilityk, tylko filatelista!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Rozmowa s\u0105siad\u00f3w:<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0S\u0142ysza\u0142em, \u017ce si\u0119 pan o\u017ceni\u0142.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a0To u\u00a0pana te\u017c to by\u0142o s\u0142ycha\u0107?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 pozdrawiam Wiesia<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dzi\u0119ki Wiesi Filipek b\u0119dzie weselej. Dzi\u0119kujemy za przesy\u0142k\u0119. Do \u017cart\u00f3w doda\u0142am zrobione przez Tolka zdj\u0119cia kwiat\u00f3w – aby do wiosny…… Egzamin z\u00a0zoologii \u2013\u00a0Co to za ptak? \u2013\u00a0pyta studenta profesor wskazuj\u0105c na klatk\u0119, kt\u00f3ra jest przykryta tak, \u017ce wida\u0107 tylko nogi ptaka. \u2013\u00a0Nie wiem \u2013\u00a0m\u00f3wi student. \u2013\u00a0Jak si\u0119 pan nazywa? \u2013\u00a0pyta profesor. Student podci\u0105ga nogawki. \u2013\u00a0Niech […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","category-ciekawostki","category-zarty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9870"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9873,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9870\/revisions\/9873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.milosnicylasu.olsztyn.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}